March 2009
113 posts
“We have been made aware of a blog that portrays itself as being written by...”
– Official statement released this morning by the folks who, um, own me. My best friends in the whole world! I hate it when they go all official on me, you have no idea, but I am flattered that they called my writing “creative” and “fun,” (and here LV blushes wildly), but what on earth are they...
“It really hasn’t been anywhere.”
– That guy in that video I just posted. Why did he have to say that? My sister is still so upset about that comment. Her big moment. The OriginalWheels TV! And he comes out with that. Tells the whole world she’s never been anywhere. And calls her “it.” And then calls her his...
“Her swordplay moved the world.
Those who beheld her,
numerous as the hills,...”
– Sometimes, I get fan mail. And it is just so nice when that happens. Someone from very far away sent this quote (above) to me. I received it today, with these words:
“Dear LV, Thank you, for trying to save the world. This quote is from Tu Fu, who lived in the years 712 to 770. I think...
All This Talk About A Car
I am so ready for today. Revved up and ready to go. Full of e-n-e-r-g-y. I can create my own energy, you know. I am a bundle of energy, in fact. I’ll tell you more about that later. Or you can read more about that here, at my official website. That’s where all the tech talk goes down. And I’ll talk about that a little here from time to time, but this is more, well, you...
Bloggin' 'Til The Power Goes Out
So uh, yeah. I’m a car. With a blog. So what. WHAT. NOW. Sorry. I’m kind of irritated tonight (it’s late) because I was supposed to do another music video today (I guess actually that would be yesterday since it’s after midnight) and it didn’t happen. Dis.A.Point.Ed. (See A Fish Called Wanda for proper pronunciation of that.) See? This is the problem with doing this stuff in the first...
